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Can believe it’s been a year, I miss you everyday.

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

Bonfire and beer with the boys tonight, feels great to have things back to how they used to be.

raychillster:

gaywhitewoman:

raychillster:

just another flower growing in a concrete jungle.

ARE YOU REAL???? ARE YOU REAL?!?!??? OH MY GOD

hi babe, i’m real. :)

viewtifulcrow:

let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
  4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK 

5. SIONEMARASCHINO IS IN IT DANCING HIS HAPPY ASS OFF

(Source: p-alindrome)

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

«Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison.»

-Steve Maraboli (via observando)

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: duns-f0r-hands)

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial)

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

lesbian-in-brighton:

So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?

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