install theme

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

byhannahrosengren:

5/21 mini botanical paintings for an illustration I’m working on of bee-friendly plants: heliotrope, cilantro, sunflower, sage & aster.

byhannahrosengren:

5/21 mini botanical paintings for an illustration I’m working on of bee-friendly plants: heliotrope, cilantro, sunflower, sage & aster.

(Source: hannah-rosengren)

sexpansion:

René Magritte - The Lovers (1928) X Crystal Castles - Not in Love (2010)

sexpansion:

René Magritte - The Lovers (1928) X Crystal Castles - Not in Love (2010)

vladthehappyfangirlingpsycho:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

i would not notice that last one

(Source: meowoof.com.au)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

«There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything»

-Luna Adriana (via suspend)

(Source: silly-luv)

I love being a waitress and getting to meet new interesting people every night. Yes, I encounter more ignorant, rude, and respectful customers than I would like to but coming in contact with even just one customer who goes out of their way to show kindness to you makes up for all those other people. So please be kind to your server, we work our butts off catering to people who don’t realize how hard we actually work sometimes

caseyanthonyofficial:

Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society

People who play the victim when they’re obviously the one who did you wrong.

borlax:

"did you know the wet part on the window is called condescending?" I ask you. "I’m pretty sure it’s called condensation" you reply but immediately start frowning when you notice I have wrote "I’m better than you" with my finger on the window  

«Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.»

-(via nyu-tah)

(Source: purpleemoon)





THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(Source: sinistersaz)

«Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.»

-(via angelicareni)  (via sil-verstone)
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